Just say "no" to dating married men

I have been talking online to this man for months now and every time I want to meet, he gives me some dumb yet fairly well thought out reason why this is not possible. And today, magically on his FB page, his relationship status is listed as "married." When I call and ask about it, he doesn't answer. He does, however, call me back when he is driving somewhere to tell me that it's just a joke between he and his 37-year-old male friend. Riiiiiight. Because nothing turns the ladies on like fake gay marriage. Hmph.

VD V-Day

Hello Everyone!

It's Valentine's Day. The day when I get to remember that nobody in the entire world wants to be with me. How lovely!

Hope yours is fun and STD-free! Don't be a fool, wrap that tool.

Update on Decent Date 1/18/2010

Remember how I thought he was obsessed with his ex? Turns out, I was right. Today, I got this VERY VERY long text message (wasted three!!!) explaining that I am pleasant but he realized he just wasn't ready to date yet. I knew that! Actually, I am glad he realized that too and let me know. This one is not a dbag.