Just say "no" to dating married men

I have been talking online to this man for months now and every time I want to meet, he gives me some dumb yet fairly well thought out reason why this is not possible. And today, magically on his FB page, his relationship status is listed as "married." When I call and ask about it, he doesn't answer. He does, however, call me back when he is driving somewhere to tell me that it's just a joke between he and his 37-year-old male friend. Riiiiiight. Because nothing turns the ladies on like fake gay marriage. Hmph.