Whaaa?

I received an email the other day from a very *special* man with a very *special* profile. In his one line email, he referred to me as a "little girl." I was less than impressed and clicked on his profile in order to block him from future communication. Do you know what it says?!!? I do.

Not only does he profess a love for BDSM right next to the section that says he has a child, but he elaborates on his fetish... "I'm pretty sick" and reports that he's going to hell for his "loose morals." Wow. Did you know that the more a girl submits, the more he likes her? HAWT.

Now, I do not judge people for most bedroom fetishes and fantasies (with the exception of furries and anything involving excrement, because those are funky). However, I do think that you shouldn't announce how twisted you are on a dating profile, especially if you have children who are potentially old enough to find your dating profile. I'm just sayin'... kids don't want to know that their dads like to dominate women in their spare time.